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I normally do not like to deviate from obsessing over d.z.'s footwear, however this episode requires an "Honorable Mention."
Sgt Stache, the biggest wrench I have ever had the misfortune of meeting, had his 15 seconds of fame on March 26, 2010 at approximately 1400 hours.
Sgt Stache finally gets to meet the Police Commissioner at Promotions, and out-performs the rest of the Promotee's in several areas, some of which I would be honored to discuss here today.
1. Sets the Guinness Book of World Records-record for the slowest walk across a stage, finally beating out Mohammed Ali. I know you feel you deserve your 15 minutes of fame, but you only get 5 seconds. Torture the other people without hooks at the 41 precinct to get the other 14 minutes and 55 seconds you're owed.
2. Cornered every turn in such a way that would make Chesty Puller beat his ****. It made me think of beating something, too.
3. Saluted so slow and with so much perfection, it gave me flashbacks of Parris Island.
4. Killed a cat with the shadow of his moustache; which by now is another 1/4" longer and even more ridiculous looking. Shave it off MR. KOTTER...
I normally do not like to deviate from obsessing over d.z.'s footwear, however this episode requires an "Honorable Mention."
Sgt Stache, the biggest wrench I have ever had the misfortune of meeting, had his 15 seconds of fame on March 26, 2010 at approximately 1400 hours.
Sgt Stache finally gets to meet the Police Commissioner at Promotions, and out-performs the rest of the Promotee's in several areas, some of which I would be honored to discuss here today.
1. Sets the Guinness Book of World Records-record for the slowest walk across a stage, finally beating out Mohammed Ali. I know you feel you deserve your 15 minutes of fame, but you only get 5 seconds. Torture the other people without hooks at the 41 precinct to get the other 14 minutes and 55 seconds you're owed.
2. Cornered every turn in such a way that would make Chesty Puller beat his ****. It made me think of beating something, too.
3. Saluted so slow and with so much perfection, it gave me flashbacks of Parris Island.
4. Killed a cat with the shadow of his moustache; which by now is another 1/4" longer and even more ridiculous looking. Shave it off MR. KOTTER...
Dude thats hilarious...i never usually laugh out loud and god forbid ever write it but i really just laughed out loud...on a side note i lost that damn paper were supposed to fill out and hand in on friday...if anyone has it please send me a private message and ill give u a fax number...good luck to everyone out there...first 3 days have been pretty good so far...no complaints except i still dont have a locker and that day tours r way too damn early
SgtSatan666 I've had multiple gun collars in my career and approximately 200 arrests and I've never been in a specialized unit. The truth of the matter is that was a stupid statement u made and everyone that heard it would agree. Arresting congressmen and writing over pba cards doesn't qualify you as voucher expert. Now stick to what u know best which is criticizing the mustache guy.
On a lighter note 29 charlie is one funny guy and I don't know if anyone else noticed but the chief prolonged his congratulations to d.z when she picked up her certificate. Can't fault the guy on that one.
-- Edited by wereinbacklog on Saturday 3rd of April 2010 02:21:31 AM
