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I agree. He is a qwiff, but it's not his fault. His lieutenant did not lead him, and only spoke Turkish.
Lol. That's right! As per some farm boy qwiff himself, I remember I was told:
A. I was a no good cop - meanwhile farm boy was not a patrol cop, just a "yes man" conditions qwiff that, from what I heard, worked for a piece of sh!t white shirt that no one wanted to work for because he was a "lawsuit waiting to happen", collaring 16 year olds hanging out in building lobbys, took collars passed off to him from patrol cops that weren't looking for the day as his own, took frivorlous collars instead of picking up a job so sectors could get a meal. Meanwhile getting whatever he wished for from said piece of sh!t white shirt because he got the right activity to make this dope look good. Plus, crank calling the desk officer at his command. Awesome war stories While real cops went out there to work.
B. I was a no good detective - meanwhile such farm boy was too much of a pv$$y to earn it in a working unit such as Narcotics, because it was not convenient for him. We can continue, nothing much to say other than, I earned my gold shield.
C. I was a no good sergeant - meanwhile, once again, such farm boy cried like a little sissy about his FIRST command assignment after promotion to sergeant for having to pay a bridge toll THEN 4 months later, sucked someone off to get assigned to a slow command close to his residence, once again, convienient for him. Meanwhile I paid my toll as sergeant without a whimper, until that dreaded draft to the Rat Squad. :(
Coincidently, farm boy was drafted as well to the same rat squad along with his cool pal whom farm boy follows like a puppy, constantly. He was soooo excited to be a part of this unique squad, he was granted steady tours, because he is the only one in the history of the police department to have child care issues. I realized that I am the problem. I actually can and have made ANY schedule work out, with work and family life. Comfortably.
Farm boy did VERY well in said RAT Squad and was very WELL respected by his bosses. I remember he was soooooo enthusiastic in doing that type of work that he once wanted to give me a high five hand slap because a subject in an investigation was located during a surveillance. Wow.
Farm boy was a huge team player! He loved helping others in that squad with their work. Why, he even helped and guided a female MOS with her work, assisted her with her application to a detail. outstanding! Even after fully knowing that she sat in an auto checking out male cops while at a cop's funeral-wake, never getting out of the car across the street from the funeral home to pay respects. She was even known to manipulate others including farm boy in doing her work for her. Shame shame. In my day, such MOS would be outcasted. But hey, not in today's police department! I guess I am the one that's wrong.
Farm boy was sooooo dedicated with work, he made it in to work on the day of hurricane Sandy and had 3 whole details in the days that followed!!! Can you believe it ?! He was so proud to make it into work that he took a photo of a downed tree on his street to prove how dedicated he is to drive around it. He even went so far as to take TWO photos of that same tree, one photo on either side of it just to show to people as if it was TWO trees down on his street blocking both ways from his house. Sneaky sneaky. He did have to do that. We all know how bad he wanted to be at the Rat Squad office. I feel bad for farm boy though when the boss gave him that THIRD detail. Farm boy was soooo upset. He was so upset that he pointed out to MOS of his own RANK that the boss wrote a letter for everyone to read. Such letter said that MOS are to be available at the office for detail assignment. Farm boy was sooo mad that he called the other mos trying get food and another trying to buy warm clothes to wear for the impending assignments, crying that "the inspector said so! Now I have another detail!" It really must suck when something in life doesn't work out for the first time in a person'a life. After all, when a mos does everything a boss asks them to do, even
In my attempt to console this his sad soul he pointed out that he is the only one in the entire history of the police department that has a family. He is the only one that gets several details in a row. He is the only one that comes IN to work tired and GO home from work tired. He expressed that to me. I felt horrible. I felt horrible that no matter how aching and exhausted that I am, I ALWAYS made time and found the strength to play and spend time with my kids. After all, that's my family. Guilt set into me that I could manage and accomplish this and still not complain. Maybe I should complain, after all, those who had a kid, like I did with a heart condition for over a year that we didn't know would survive each night, and all those fine men and women in the police department with ailing kids and relatives, STILL did the tours we did at busy commands, the assignments we preformed, day after day after day....maybe we are wrong. We should demand, complain and expect everything we want.
I must digress and admit, I did complain. I complained that I was wrongfully assigned to be in such a rat squad. Every single day. Non-stop. But hey, it did work for me. For a boss to shout "Thank g@d" at the news of my transfer out is an accomplishment. It is a great accomplishment for me when work assigned to me was given away to those who also claim to dispise being assigned to such rat squad, that willfully go above and beyond in such an assignment-when it's not necessary, that willfully accept a promotion for money and to willfully agree to commit to additional years in said assignment, when they themselves did not want to listen to others who already know that the more you do and give the more said unit would give to you to do. more and more and more. But keep it up grass hoppers! At least one thing worked out in my favor for a change.
I do have to give Farm Boy, aka Joey Quiff, A LOT of credit. He memorized a book and passed the 2011 lieutenants exam. Way to go grasshopper! He prided himself on this accomplishment ! I would too. And yet again, once more, he cried and got a cupcake command, convenient for him.
P.S. - hahahaaaaa
P.P.S. - "Who's out there?!
Oh poor Farm Boy Quiff, aka Joey Quiff, see what happens when you SUCK too many wieners in your career. They dump too many loads down your throat. You can't take Timmy, Ray, Deric, Waldo, the golden boy, Slate all in your mouth at the same time!
Keep up the good work pretending to work hard!
Respectfully,
Got Nothing From Me
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