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hollar · Guru

DREAM SHEETS FOR MARCH BMOC

CarRamrod · Member

MTN
MTS
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9
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CPP
120
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100
107
111
63
90
TD23
ESS
INRU

RESPECT · Veteran Member

you left off

JTTF
Intel

JustWonderin · Guru

when is the dream sheet supposed to come out ? im guessing 2 more weeks ?

wereinbacklog · Guru

No dream sheets yet will post once we get them.

wereinbacklog · Guru

Dream sheets to be issued next Friday.

J Man · Senior Member

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wereinbacklog · Guru

Just got d dream sheet

5,9,10,24,25,41,41,43,45,48,48,49,50,61,62,62,63,66,69,71,73,73,75,75,77,79,81,90,100,101,101,103,105,107,108,109,109,112,120,psa2,psa3, psa3,psa5,psa7,td33,td34,td20,td23,td11,cjb bk, and cjb bx

J Man · Senior Member

looks like i will be bumping up two seniority spots

SgtSatan666 · Member

Speaking of dream sheets, I'd like to personally thank the 2 female morons that sit in the front of the room, whose only question for the 75 CO was "how do we get to go to work in a suit?" Well, here's the answer: GO WORK IN A ****ING BANK!!!

Both of you are going to be **** Sergeants, since it took you morons 45 minutes to make a few simple decisions, and couldn't even figure out where the precinct's were, EVEN THOUGH, they provided you with a MAP OF THE PRECINCT BORDERS!!! Also, you've had over a year too think about where you MAY want to go, but instead decided to waste 47 other guys and girls time, on a 71 degrees Friday afternoon. I hope you both get CJB and can enjoy the odors of stuffed up toilets on 90 degrees days for the next two summers.

I know, there's 50 in now, but I said 47 other guys and girls...cause the guy with the 70's porn star moustache is such a dumb ****, that he kept going into the hallway to call his hook because the precinct he wanted was not on the list. If your hook is that big, you will get the command whether it's on the list or not, but thanks for wasting our time anyway. Douche****.

J Man · Senior Member

Sergeant Satan throwing the smaaaaack down! OWNED!

RESPECT · Veteran Member

wow, that wild rant deserves it's own topic.

MN50 · Senior Member

Would the intials to the females be a.d or m.c or better yet d.z. the last ones a real winner

wereinbacklog · Guru

Sgtsatan666 I totally agree with u I can't stand that kid. If I end up going to d same command as him ill probably go edp on his ass. Dude has about 5 years on d job most spent in administrative positions. Good luck to d command that lands that piece of !#$%.

J Man · Senior Member

If history repeats itself, the most worthless cop will go to MTS

BULLET · Newbie

U R SUCH A SH*T FACE......NOT TO MENTION COWARD...YOU SEE THEM EVERYDAY Y DON'T U GO TELL THEM HOW YOU FEEL ......COWARD!
UNBELIEVABLE........... HATERS

wowreally · Member

sgtsatan666 you said it best dude...... keep going dude let it out lol

29 Charlie · Member

If I had to guess "bullet" has a 70's porn star moustache.

sidewalk sleeper · Newbie

Has anyone seen Whale Poopy?

-- Edited by sidewalk sleeper on Saturday 20th of March 2010 10:56:26 PM

29 Charlie · Member

Velcro strap training was the best training I've ever had.

J Man · Senior Member

LOL 29 Charlie

29 Charlie · Member

I don't know about the other 2, but d.z. has the nicest shoe collection, ever.

sidewalk sleeper · Newbie

Does anyone know if pictures are taken for promotion? I want to be featured in the next advertising poster....sidewalk included.

RISING IDIOT · Senior Member

sidewalk sleeper wrote:

Does anyone know if pictures are taken for promotion? I want to be featured in the next advertising poster....sidewalk included.

I just got a call from a buddy of mine...

With the budget woes now they want you to go to a passport photo place, take a photo (you pay for it) and they will scan it onto your new id card. This is bullsh*t

SgtSatan666 · Member

Wow everyone was so quiet today, but FYI, we all already know who the RETARDS are, so you might as well keep talking.

sidewalk sleeper · Newbie

Well, considering how our promotion raise is going to probably come out to be a whole $8, I think it's about the price of one of those passport photos. How convenient!

Maybe I can find one of those excellent amusement park photos that get taken right as your going downhill on a crazy roller coaster. I could crop out everyone else and have my face scanned onto my new id. It would be an accurate portrait of how I'm starting to feel about managing the clowns during this new phase of my career. Niice!

Sgt Stache · Newbie

I just read the legal bureau bulletin and I was right. By the way, I just called my hook and you're all going to the 75.

wowreally · Member

lmao that guy is the worsttt lol

29 Charlie · Member

My only motivation for coming to class is to see what footwear d.z. will be wearing.

29 Charlie · Member

and we have another great shoe day for d.z. -- stop by and take a look!!

SgtSatan666 · Member

And what nice shoes they are today....
Let's see how mustache makes a fool of himself today by quoting Legal Bureau Bulletins and correcting the instructors...

SgtSatan666 · Member

Well that didn't take long, yea what if you were in Florida giving your tranny boyfriend a mustache ride while riding the Disney monorail, yes its still UNSUBSTANIATED you jerkoff

CHILDPLEASE · Member

any of you guys currently in bmoc hear anything truth to this rumor of 3 consecutive classes to finish off the 08 list?

4CRIME · Veteran Member

As of now there is no Bmoc scheduled for April

Shady Lady · Newbie

Hey "childplease" and "4crime", can we please stick to the subject over here!!!!! We're not interested in future classes.
I love you, Sgt Stache! You reading those legal bureau bulletins all the ****ing time just totally turns me ON! I'll meet you after class at your I-roc parked out front. Hello Aqua Net!!!

41 Stache Auto · Newbie

Heads up 41 Pct, you guys are getting a toolbox bigger than the one you get at APEX TECH.

VELCRO STACHE · Newbie

                                                                                      Moustache Style Approach 1

                    A Moustache in review: some hints and tips for our squirrel lipped friend.

                La Moustache.

Emiliano Zapata sporting a wide "Hungarian" moustache

A moustache (American English: mustache;^[1] pronounced /mst/ in RP and /mstæ/ in General American) is facial hair grown on the upper lip. The term implies that the wearer grows only upper-lip hair while shaving the hair on his chin and cheeks

1. Well Mr Stache, it is going to be hard to say good bye. These, past 4 weeks of your special special "quotes" questions and tomfooleries, will forever live on in my heart.

2. Do not be afraid, to thunder up to your new command, blasting Reo Speed wagon in the red firebird, with your avators on the top of your eyebrows not on your eyes like you know how to do.

3. Keep the jean jacket jean shirt and of course the stone wash jeans, with a nice pair of white reebok high tops.

4. Please feel free, to share all your worldy wisdom and legal bulletin knowledge with your cops, they will love it.

5. Never touch that amazing STACHE!!!! Wear it like a badge of honor and courage, just like so many before you like Seleck, Flanders, Mr Ron Jermey and Iron Mike ditka...

-- Edited by VELCRO STACHE on Friday 26th of March 2010 01:10:47 AM

-- Edited by VELCRO STACHE on Friday 26th of March 2010 03:21:03 AM

29 Charlie · Member

Let's talk about important things, like d.z.'s shoes today, and how her cute little toes were slightly revealed ;)

Oh, by the way Stache, 1980 called, they want their moustache back.

Phil Atio · Senior Member

How to grow a moustache?

To grow a mustache or not to grow a mustache is the question young men ask when they see their upper-lip peach fuzz. Some men have all the luck and can grow a mustache in a matter of days, while others have a harder time.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Step 1: Keep the shaver away from the area between the nose and upper lip. Although some say if you shave more, the hair on your face becomes thicker, this is not always true.

Step 2: Let the hair grow and shave around the area. Facial hair appears first at the corners of the upper lips. Then it covers the entire upper lip. As the mustache becomes thicker and more noticeable, trimming begins.

Step 3: Decide what type of mustache looks best on you. Mustaches work with the size of the man's face. Smaller faces need small mustaches. More striking, larger faces need larger or more prominent design. Ask your girlfriend or sister, perhaps even your dad or mom, about what design to display under your nose. The best person to ask is your favorite hair stylist because they understand the angles and framing of the hair in relation to the face.

Step 4: Tend to your mustache daily. Keep it trimmed and combed as it grows out and gets thick.

Shady Lady · Newbie

Urban Dictionary: Mustache Friday: Because fending off moustache-crazed women every day has become an arduous task, the fourth Friday in March has been set aside as a celebratory day for the cosmetic decision that helped populate the earth.
GRADUATION HAS JUST BECOME THAT MUCH MORE EXCITING!!!!!!!!!

29 Charlie · Member

I don't even want to show up to promotion today because d.z. will be wearing those pesky dress uniform shoes.

-- Edited by 29 Charlie on Friday 26th of March 2010 12:25:08 PM

NewUser · Senior Member

VELCRO STACHE roflmao!!!! biggrin

MN50 · Senior Member

You guys are too funny. There always seems to be one douche in every class, but the mustache guy seems to be such a nutsack that you have dedicated a thread to him, lol. On a serious note, no one posted the dream sheet

29 Charlie · Member

today was d.z.'s worst shoe day.

MN50 · Senior Member

Did you let dz know about your shoe fetish, LOL. BTW, where did she end up

29 Charlie · Member

i think d.z. knows. not sure where she ended up, but the command will be lucky to have her cause I don't see her turning into a piece of $hit like one of her last bosses did.