"I got it at a tree lot."
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
"Because I didn't want to pay."

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An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."
But the son kept begging.

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