| Naked, fat, in front of the computer with a light dusting of Dorito crumbs |
|
33.3% | |
| Naked, fat, alone, in front of the computer with a light dusting of Cheetos |
|
44.4% | |
| Naked, fat, in front of the computer, with a cat that hates him and can't wait to run away |
|
0.0% | |
| in an actual police uniform (COMEDY OPTION!) |
|
22.2% |
I'm thinking stained BVDs and a gut bigger than your permanent T/S.
**Wears white shoe laces, missing 1/4 of his left pinky (weird accident)