DREAM SHEETS FOR MARCH BMOC???

MTN MTS 5 9 10 CPP 120 122 123 100 107 111 63 90 TD23 ESS INRU

you left off JTTF Intel

when is the dream sheet supposed to come out ? im guessing 2 more weeks ?

No dream sheets yet will post once we get them.

Dream sheets to be issued next Friday.

1 6 10 13 20 24 17 CPP 52 60 63 66 72 94 100 104 106 107 108 111 112

Just got d dream sheet 5,9,10,24,25,41,41,43,45,48,48,49,50,61,62,62,63,66,69,71,73,73,75,75,77,79,81,90,100,101,101,103,105,107,108,109,109,112,120,psa2,psa3, psa3,psa5,psa7,td33,td34,td20,td23,td11,cjb bk, and cjb bx

looks like i will be bumping up two seniority spots

Sergeant Satan throwing the smaaaaack down! OWNED!

wow, that wild rant deserves it's own topic.

Would the intials to the females be a.d or m.c or better yet d.z. the last ones a real winner

Sgtsatan666 I totally agree with u I can't stand that kid. If I end up going to d same command as him ill probably go edp on his ass. Dude has about 5 years on d job most spent in administrative positions. Good luck to d command that lands that piece of !#$%.

If history repeats itself, the most worthless cop will go to MTS

U R SUCH A SH*T FACE......NOT TO MENTION COWARD...YOU SEE THEM EVERYDAY Y DON'T U GO TELL THEM HOW YOU FEEL ......COWARD!
UNBELIEVABLE........... HATERS

sgtsatan666 you said it best dude...... keep going dude let it out lol

If I had to guess "bullet" has a 70's porn star moustache.

Has anyone seen Whale Poopy?

-- Edited by sidewalk sleeper on Saturday 20th of March 2010 10:56:26 PM

Velcro strap training was the best training I've ever had.

LOL 29 Charlie

I don't know about the other 2, but d.z. has the nicest shoe collection, ever.

Does anyone know if pictures are taken for promotion? I want to be featured in the next advertising poster....sidewalk included.

sidewalk sleeper wrote:

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Does anyone know if pictures are taken for promotion? I want to be featured in the next advertising poster....sidewalk included.

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I just got a call from a buddy of mine...

With the budget woes now they want you to go to a passport photo place, take a photo (you pay for it) and they will scan it onto your new id card. This is bullsh*t

Wow everyone was so quiet today, but FYI, we all already know who the RETARDS are, so you might as well keep talking.

Well, considering how our promotion raise is going to probably come out to be a whole $8, I think it's about the price of one of those passport photos. How convenient! 

I just read the legal bureau bulletin and I was right. By the way, I just called my hook and you're all going to the 75.

lmao that guy is the worsttt lol 

My only motivation for coming to class is to see what footwear d.z. will be wearing.

and we have another great shoe day for d.z. -- stop by and take a look!!

And what nice shoes they are today....
Let's see how mustache makes a fool of himself today by quoting Legal Bureau Bulletins and correcting the instructors...

Well that didn't take long, yea what if you were in Florida giving your tranny boyfriend a mustache ride while riding the Disney monorail, yes its still UNSUBSTANIATED you jerkoff

any of you guys currently in bmoc hear anything truth to this rumor of 3 consecutive classes to finish off the 08 list?

As of now there is no Bmoc scheduled for April

Hey "childplease" and "4crime", can we please stick to the subject over here!!!!! We're not interested in future classes. I love you, Sgt Stache! You reading those legal bureau bulletins all the ****ing time just totally turns me ON! I'll meet you after class at your I-roc parked out front. Hello Aqua Net!!!

Heads up 41 Pct, you guys are getting a toolbox bigger than the one you get at APEX TECH.

                                                                                      Moustache Style  Approach 1


                    A Moustache in review: some hints and tips for our squirrel lipped friend.

                La Moustache.

A moustache (American English: mustache;^[1] pronounced /mst/ in RP and /mstæ/ in General American) is facial hair grown on the upper lip. The term implies that the wearer grows only upper-lip hair while shaving the hair on his chin and cheeks   
                     
 1.  Well Mr Stache, it is going to be hard to say good bye. These, past 4 weeks of your special  special "quotes" questions and tomfooleries, will forever live on in my heart.

2. Do not be afraid, to thunder up to your new command, blasting Reo Speed wagon in the red firebird, with your avators on the top of your eyebrows not on your eyes like you know how to do.

3. Keep the jean jacket jean shirt and of course the stone wash jeans, with a nice pair of white reebok high tops.

4. Please feel free, to share all your worldy wisdom and legal bulletin knowledge with your cops, they will love it.

5. Never touch that amazing STACHE!!!! Wear it like a badge of honor and courage, just like so many before you  like Seleck, Flanders, Mr  Ron Jermey and Iron Mike ditka...

-- Edited by VELCRO STACHE on Friday 26th of March 2010 01:10:47 AM

-- Edited by VELCRO STACHE on Friday 26th of March 2010 03:21:03 AM

Let's talk about important things, like d.z.'s shoes today, and how her cute little toes were slightly revealed ;) Oh, by the way Stache, 1980 called, they want their moustache back.

How to grow a moustache? To grow a mustache or not to grow a mustache is the question young men ask when they see their upper-lip peach fuzz. Some men have all the luck and can grow a mustache in a matter of days, while others have a harder time. Difficulty: Moderately Easy Step 1: Keep the shaver away from the area between the nose and upper lip. Although some say if you shave more, the hair on your face becomes thicker, this is not always true. Step 2: Let the hair grow and shave around the area. Facial hair appears first at the corners of the upper lips. Then it covers the entire upper lip. As the mustache becomes thicker and more noticeable, trimming begins. Step 3: Decide what type of mustache looks best on you. Mustaches work with the size of the man's face. Smaller faces need small mustaches. More striking, larger faces need larger or more prominent design. Ask your girlfriend or sister, perhaps even your dad or mom, about what design to display under your nose. The best person to ask is your favorite hair stylist because they understand the angles and framing of the hair in relation to the face. Step 4: Tend to your mustache daily. Keep it trimmed and combed as it grows out and gets thick.

Urban Dictionary: Mustache Friday: Because fending off moustache-crazed women every day has become an arduous task, the fourth Friday in March has been set aside as a celebratory day for the cosmetic decision that helped populate the earth. GRADUATION HAS JUST BECOME THAT MUCH MORE EXCITING!!!!!!!!!

I don't even want to show up to promotion today because d.z. will be wearing those pesky dress uniform shoes.

-- Edited by 29 Charlie on Friday 26th of March 2010 12:25:08 PM

VELCRO STACHE roflmao!!!!

You guys are too funny. There always seems to be one douche in every class, but the mustache guy seems to be such a nutsack that you have dedicated a thread to him, lol. On a serious note, no one posted the dream sheet

today was d.z.'s worst shoe day.

Did you let dz know about your shoe fetish, LOL. BTW, where did she end up

i think d.z. knows. not sure where she ended up, but the command will be lucky to have her cause I don't see her turning into a piece of $hit like one of her last bosses did.