I am sure that only those who possess hooks do the smiling
Believe it or not, even those guys aren't smiling that day. Hooks really don't go that far anymore. Maybe one or two get through and that is only because it's a one star or better.
-- Edited by Cathetel on Sunday 3rd of June 2012 11:19:39 PM
AirborneGuy said
Jun 3, 2012
Yeah, there was also a lot of Impact-Conditions-Crime people in the class. Not really sure how many were inside most of their careers. I didn't hear too many people talking about being on patrol most of their careers, although there were a few of us.
But my point was that for this class at least, very few got bad commands. There was a lot of happiness in the hallway when they released us for meal after reading them out.
-- Edited by AirborneGuy on Sunday 3rd of June 2012 11:51:00 PM
SimplySgt said
Jun 4, 2012
As you all know I am entering the 2nd BMOc class off of the 2011 Sgt's list and i will admit that i am quite anxious. This thread is created to keep all those still waiting on the list apprised of what we are learning in BMOC.
The 1st day of the rest of my life starts tomorrow. It sure feels good to be promoted.
Good luck to you all and keep you heads up.
JohnnyCakes said
Jun 4, 2012
Oh great, yet another useless bmoc thread. Mods, please erase this abomination.
Warden2Sgt said
Jun 4, 2012
I wonder if posting BMOC material here is considered cheating?
Cathetel said
Jun 4, 2012
SimplySgt wrote:
As you all know I am entering the 2nd BMOc class off of the 2011 Sgt's list and i will admit that i am quite anxious. This thread is created to keep all those still waiting on the list apprised of what we are learning in BMOC.
The 1st day of the rest of my life starts tomorrow. It sure feels good to be promoted.
Good luck to you all and keep you heads up.
You will surely get owned in your next command. Just by reading your posts, I can already tell you're in for a rude awakening at your new command. It's all fun and games until the day you find out where you're going. Do me a favor when that day comes in BMOC. Look around the room, any smiling faces?
Warden2Sgt said
Jun 4, 2012
I am sure that only those who possess hooks do the smiling
AirborneGuy said
Jun 4, 2012
You should've been in the room last week. Not many grumbles, that's for sure.
Warden2Sgt said
Jun 4, 2012
I will tell you the guy we got at our command is like a fish out of water. He was an inside guy for 5 of his 6 years. 1 years on the street including FTU...Amazing.
hey man its me said
Jun 4, 2012
Ohh man I cant believe I start bmoc tomorrow. As a nice gesture I am bringing in bagels for everyone. If someone could bring in some butter and cream cheese, that woud be great. I'm also bringing my camera and will take pictures of everyone in their first day of supervisory training. I will have them printed out and you can help yourself to your pictures. We supervisors have to stick together. I don't trust cops anymore. See you all tomorrow man.
Warden2Sgt said
Jun 4, 2012
At my command the top 6 people were all inside/gig people. They had the luxury of studying within their gigs. I was among the other 4 guys that passed. We were all patrol and we scored much lower. Go figure. Just goes to show who are the true scammers...LOL!
JohnnyCakes said
Jun 4, 2012
Usually the first class does consist of all the inside people. They have the time to study on company time. Nothing is new about that.
FranknBeans said
Jun 4, 2012
All hail? What in the entire ****... Wow!
NYPD231 said
Jun 4, 2012
SimplySgt wrote:
The 1st day of the rest of my life starts tomorrow.
Really? Time for a hobby.
supercop said
Jun 4, 2012
SimplySgt wrote:
As you all know I am entering the 2nd BMOc class off of the 2011 Sgt's list and i will admit that i am quite anxious. This thread is created to keep all those still waiting on the list apprised of what we are learning in BMOC.
The 1st day of the rest of my life starts tomorrow. It sure feels good to be promoted.
Good luck to you all and keep you heads up.
Please go away loser thank god we don't have to listen to your bull**** anymore. Get a life
JohnnyCakes said
Jun 4, 2012
You heard the rest of the guys, Simply.....GET LOST OR SHUT UP!
Thermon Monson said
Jun 4, 2012
1st day is half way done. A lot of young faces in this class. One stand out is the young liberal looking cop in the shiny suit. I shall dub him the "Sgt Shiny Suit". He walks funny as well.
sixmonthwonder said
Jun 4, 2012
Hope you guys are ready to get some weird looking sergeants at your commands. This classroom looks like the Star Wars bar met up with Lord of the Rings.
hey man its me said
Jun 4, 2012
Thermon Monson wrote:
1st day is half way done. A lot of young faces in this class. One stand out is the young liberal looking cop in the shiny suit. I shall dub him the "Sgt Shiny Suit". He walks funny as well.
Hey man thats me you're talking about. Introduce yourself to me. If you like we can go to lunch together and I'll buy you a soda.
Thermon Monson said
Jun 4, 2012
Sgt Shiny Suit is an avid texter even during class. When will these young cops ever learn?
TimeForChange said
Jun 4, 2012
Is this the norm, these childish behaviors from these supposedly professionals... these future leaders (!!!!!), or this is something new, only started now (2011 test)?!!?!?!
Thermon Monson said
Jun 4, 2012
The 1st BMOC coined the new tradition. We in the 2nd BMOC are only carrying on what was started before. I think the thread was started to keep others in the loop as to what we see happening during the 2nd BMOC classes. So far I have pinpointed 2 weirdos...Sgt Shiny Suit and Sgt Seat Changer. The latter changes his seat everytime we return from a break.
BabylonHero said
Jun 4, 2012
OH HOW I LOVE THIS BMOC WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TOO BAD THE RAIN MADE SOME OF THE FUTURE SARGEANTS COME WITH A FROWN :( BUT IM SO HAPPY TODAY THAT I FEEL LIKE TAKING MY SHIRT OFF AND SPORTING MY COOL TATOO OF MONA LISA ON MY LOWER LUMBAR
Thermon Monson said
Jun 4, 2012
Dude, you are not in BMOC so please shut up.
BabylonHero said
Jun 4, 2012
OH I LOVE THE WAY THE ONE GUY WITH THE FUNNY WALK HAS HIS WIFE BRING HIM HIS LUNCH EVERYDAY IN THE FRONT OF THE ACADEMY WHAT IS THIS JOB COMING TO ITS A BUNCH OF CATERED TO MOMMAS BOYS!
BabylonHero said
Jun 4, 2012
DID ANYONE HAPPEN TO NOTICE THAT BALDING COP THAT SITS IN THE BACK IS TRYING TO SELL US THESE STUPID WOODEN KEY CHAINS WITH OUR SARG SHIELD NUMBERS ON IT HES TELLING ME THAT WE MAKE UP OUR OWN NUMBERS IS THIS GUY FOR REAL? WTF!
Thermon Monson said
Jun 4, 2012
Finally, meal time has arrived but not before discovering the nasty habit of one of our fellow gold shield recipients. This balding chap went to the vending machine area and while there decided to harass some cadets. What a douche.
This guy I shall dub " Sgt Mussulini"
SimplySgt said
Jun 5, 2012
Which instructor was your favorite today: Ng? Miller? Dean?
18and1 said
Jun 5, 2012
BabylonHero wrote:
OH I LOVE THE WAY THE ONE GUY WITH THE FUNNY WALK HAS HIS WIFE BRING HIM HIS LUNCH EVERYDAY IN THE FRONT OF THE ACADEMY WHAT IS THIS JOB COMING TO ITS A BUNCH OF CATERED TO MOMMAS BOYS!
Probably not his wife rookie. When was the last time your wife brought you anything?
SimplySgt said
Jun 5, 2012
Seriously, the guy dubbed "Sgt Shiny Suit" or "Triple "S" for short, is one of the most retarded individuals I have ever met. The word "clueless" comes to mind every time I have a verbal interaction with him. Talk about a house mouse extraordinaire.
BaldTransitreject said
Jun 5, 2012
You guys are too much. I do not quite understand what drives any MOS to poke fun of the appearance of their fellow workers. Frankly, it is childish on so many levels. Yes, I have seen the guy who lives the shine in his suits but other than the funny walk he is a nice person.
To pick on him just because of his appearance is akin to making derogatory comments about a banana just because it looks funny.
GROW UP, ALREADY!
CARLITOFROMEXICO said
Jun 6, 2012
Hello all im back from my trip to mexico and what a grand trip i had i used all my time up since the sgts exam and it is now a waiting game to get called i cant wait to go in and bully some of these lazy house mouse cops! Why must we make fun of these cops in BMoc ? ok well i can see why we make fun of the one guy selling wood trinkets i mean come on guy is times that hard that you have to resort to selling crap wood trinkets?
BaldTransitreject said
Jun 6, 2012
Shaking my head at the childish behavior of these so called MOS.
SimplySgt said
Jun 6, 2012
Jesus, will this day ever end? These instructors just keep talking about nonsensical shhit. Will someone please wake me when they are done.
GM78 said
Jun 6, 2012
I was one of the pioneer May Bmoc thread guys. I had to take a look at this one.... and im ashamed. Shiny Suit? Seat Changer? This is all PG stuff. Is this all you can conjure? Theres gotta be some guy asking a bunch of stupid questions that a good nickname can be generated from it. Come on!
CryTwoSeven said
Jun 6, 2012
I miss the old 2007/08/09 bmoc classes thread. Nobody said anything once the class started unless it was info for future class. no trolls, no name calling, no daily twitter blogger nonsense info. Just plain good ole info to help other.
RogianSgt said
Jun 6, 2012
5 ugly women in the 2nd BMOC? Well at least we know ugly women try 110% harder to please their bosses (wink) (wink).
So sayeth the Flexing Sgt
-- Edited by RogianSgt on Wednesday 11th of July 2012 09:32:06 PM
TurdBurglar said
Jun 6, 2012
this is the "cream of the crop?" No one is humble in BMOC anymore I guess.
I predict once promotions start slowing down and after we are waiting a bit longer to get made, there will be alot less garbage to wade through in regards to these BMOC threads. People will just be happy enough to get made, I know I will
stiggityone said
Jun 6, 2012
CryTwoSeven wrote:
I miss the old 2007/08/09 bmoc classes thread. Nobody said anything once the class started unless it was info for future class. no trolls, no name calling, no daily twitter blogger nonsense info. Just plain good ole info to help other.
You only have 5 years on the job...so you're telling us you were trolling this site reading bmoc threads in '07 and '08 when you were a rookie? Wow...get a gf bro, seriously! (or a bf, depending on what you're into)
FranknBeans said
Jun 6, 2012
The thread is still available to view... Why not worry about when the Lt list is coming out. Womp wooooooomp!
SimplySgt said
Jun 6, 2012
HOLY CRAP! How did I miss this?
Only 5 women in this class and not a looker among them.
Some of these chicks look like dudes....LOL!
JohnnyCakes said
Jun 6, 2012
Do you honestly think we want to hear about how many trollish looking women are in your BMOC class? Why don't you try sharing some of the BMOC material instead of wasting our time with mundane observations like the morons in the 1st BMOC class. You guys embarrass us all.
CryTwoSeven said
Jun 7, 2012
stiggityone wrote:
CryTwoSeven wrote:
I miss the old 2007/08/09 bmoc classes thread. Nobody said anything once the class started unless it was info for future class. no trolls, no name calling, no daily twitter blogger nonsense info. Just plain good ole info to help other.
You only have 5 years on the job...so you're telling us you were trolling this site reading bmoc threads in '07 and '08 when you were a rookie? Wow...get a gf bro, seriously! (or a bf, depending on what you're into)
Lol I remember asking myself " I wonder how long will it take for stiggity to respond to this one?" right after i entered my post and than few hours later BAM right on cue, you again. At first it was funny now it's getting a little awkward, I think you take me way too serious. Oh and yes I do have a girlfriend of 2 years (and a few flakas on the side) and thank god she doesn't know about this forum as she would get extremely jealous of the attention I'm getting from you and that's a argument I would like to avoid. hard to explain this one. But Enough with this. Let's keep it professional and stay on topic.
BaldTransitreject said
Jun 7, 2012
WHO THE FVCK CARES HOW MANY WOMEN WE HAVE IN BMOC! PLEASE STICK TO THE BMOC COURSE MATERIAL INSTEAD OF MAKING CRASS REMARKS ABOUT FELLOW MOS!
YOU GUYS ARE ACTING LIKE FILTHY MEXICANS!
SimplySgt said
Jun 7, 2012
What a bunch of sour patch kids we have in this forum, . Just for the record the chick sitting in the front on the left side of the classroom has a "PHATTY".
SimplySgt said
Jun 7, 2012
Umm, you do realize that that is a guy in that picture, right?
JohnnyCakes said
Jun 7, 2012
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RogianSgt said
Jun 7, 2012
THAT IS NOT A DUDE! Look at them hips, bro.
SimplySgt said
Jun 7, 2012
Yes, 100% a guy.
That was the tranni/dude who was arrested for injecting industrial grade silicone into women's butts.
On a side note, Triple "S" or Sgt Shinie Suit just walked in eating a bag of Funions. He does not have the common decency to eat the snack in silence. CRUNCH!, CRUNCH!
TheBlackMamba24 said
Jun 7, 2012
I thought the sergeant level would contain less stupid jokes and less immaturity. But it seems like the academy part 2 again. Can't wait till my turn.
Sometimes it's these jokes that gives us the highlight of the day and keep us sane -specially in **** hole commands where all we have is each other. As long as we do our jobs, i don't really see a problem with goofing around here and there. It's these jokes that get us through rough times.
Believe it or not, even those guys aren't smiling that day. Hooks really don't go that far anymore. Maybe one or two get through and that is only because it's a one star or better.
-- Edited by Cathetel on Sunday 3rd of June 2012 11:19:39 PM
-- Edited by AirborneGuy on Sunday 3rd of June 2012 11:51:00 PM
As you all know I am entering the 2nd BMOc class off of the 2011 Sgt's list and i will admit that i am quite anxious. This thread is created to keep all those still waiting on the list apprised of what we are learning in BMOC.
The 1st day of the rest of my life starts tomorrow. It sure feels good to be promoted.
Good luck to you all and keep you heads up.
You will surely get owned in your next command. Just by reading your posts, I can already tell you're in for a rude awakening at your new command. It's all fun and games until the day you find out where you're going. Do me a favor when that day comes in BMOC. Look around the room, any smiling faces?
Really? Time for a hobby.
I shall dub him the "Sgt Shiny Suit". He walks funny as well.
Hey man thats me you're talking about. Introduce yourself to me. If you like we can go to lunch together and I'll buy you a soda.
THESE STUPID WOODEN KEY CHAINS WITH OUR SARG SHIELD NUMBERS ON IT HES TELLING ME THAT
WE MAKE UP OUR OWN NUMBERS IS THIS GUY FOR REAL? WTF!
This guy I shall dub " Sgt Mussulini"
Ng?
Miller?
Dean?
To pick on him just because of his appearance is akin to making derogatory comments about a banana just because it looks funny.
GROW UP, ALREADY!
5 ugly women in the 2nd BMOC? Well at least we know ugly women try 110% harder to please their bosses (wink) (wink).
So sayeth the Flexing Sgt
-- Edited by RogianSgt on Wednesday 11th of July 2012 09:32:06 PM
I predict once promotions start slowing down and after we are waiting a bit longer to get made, there will be alot less garbage to wade through in regards to these BMOC threads. People will just be happy enough to get made, I know I will
You only have 5 years on the job...so you're telling us you were trolling this site reading bmoc threads in '07 and '08 when you were a rookie? Wow...get a gf bro, seriously! (or a bf, depending on what you're into)
Only 5 women in this class and not a looker among them.
Some of these chicks look like dudes....LOL!
YOU GUYS ARE ACTING LIKE FILTHY MEXICANS!
That was the tranni/dude who was arrested for injecting industrial grade silicone into women's butts.
On a side note, Triple "S" or Sgt Shinie Suit just walked in eating a bag of Funions. He does not have the common decency to eat the snack in silence. CRUNCH!, CRUNCH!
Sometimes it's these jokes that gives us the highlight of the day and keep us sane -specially in **** hole commands where all we have is each other. As long as we do our jobs, i don't really see a problem with goofing around here and there. It's these jokes that get us through rough times.